Risky Griffiths
the act of fornicating with a sheep close to the edge of a cliff – the sheep (because of its fear of being pushed over the cliff) will push back harder, thus enhancing the s-xual pleasure of the perpetrator.
farmer 1: i’m taking flossie out for a date tonight, but lately she’s been a bit lifeless in the sack – how can i liven things up a bit?
farmer 2: you should try a risky griffiths – that should make her a bit more animated!
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