Risto
a finnish name. comes from the english name christopher.
risto is an awesome guy.
a sweet, amazing type of person. often seen drinking beers but don’t be fooled, he is actually a high cl-ss citizen.
found wearring knee length shorts, usually darker colored and an elwood branded tee.
his hair is always carefully groomed and prided in greatly.
anyone who has this species of male as their boyfriend must be very lucky.
person 1: hey, how’s your new boyfriend going?
person 2: just great! he’s a real nice boy. definately a risto.
person 1: lucky you….etc.
-noun
1. a member of an aristocracy, especially a n-ble.
2. a person who has the tastes, manners, etc., characteristic of members of an aristocracy.
3. anything regarded as the best, most elegant, or most stylish of its kind.
-adjective
1. belonging to or favoring the upper cl-ss.
2. characteristic of the most elegant and n-ble.
3. what people think they are referencing when calling something bourgy but are sadly confusing their words.
she bought a plane since she was single and doesn’t have kids- but that’s because she’s risto.
“go risto status and make him p-ss a challenge first! he must prove himself a worthy suitor!”
to open an umbrella in one’s -n-s.
he was ristoed so badly his r-ct-m had to be removed and replaced with a garden hose
an obysse wog like feature found around greater dandenongs admired by women for his microscopic fatty
risto_sleeping_and_w-nking
a waste of a single sperm.
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