riston
when one unexpectedly defecates in one’s own pants, due to extreme heat.
d-mn! i just ristoned.
hey, wanna go to a restaurant?
can’t, i just ristoned.
what the heck is that??
sorry, i ristoned.
boy its hot out, i think i might riston pretty soon.
man, seeing the temperature report makes me want to riston.
a loveable, yet gangly office creature who stopped maturing after university. this has led to a life of intramural sports, socks with sandals, and a propensity for much younger females, and useless trivia. quick witted, and dangerous when cornered.
he was so friendly until i cornered him, then he became such a riston. yikes!
loves small furry mammals… loves having his shining face superimposed on animals and/or babies pictures.
my name is riston and i loooooove nothing more than wesley crusher’s tight gluts! “wonnnnna’ wertherz little girl?”
upto and including the wrist.
he put even his riston.
a bitter man who watches parkinglots for a living.
“hey stop watching those students park! jeez you’re suuuch a riston!”
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