Ritter

1) a knight usually placed to defend castles and/or kings and queens

2)a member of the lowest order of n-bility in germany and austria.
1) “guards, call the ritters to defend the castle.”
someone who has convinced/ convinces people to smoke/ get high for their first time.
“dude! dude! smoke that chronic! yeeeah hit dat sh-t!” said the ritter to the innocent child.
a mentally slow, fired, restraining order for stalking, malnourished, social reject, doing things just to fit in, sloppy -ss, not knowing where the trash can is, dating site reject, pedophile, paul walker tribute on my car, piece of cr-p, “mentor”, dog hating, sociopath, steroid shooting to shrivel my b-lls, nutri bulleting to wear skinny jeans, lying -ss mother f-cker cousin of skinner!
skinner, did you hear what happened to (“street dad”)? (ritter) finally got caught up with a .22 and a (teen) up gmr…

that shriveled ball sack liar will be gone for a minute!
to hurt yourself in a rather clumsy and outlandish way.
often a serious injury or at least very painful looking.
a direct homage to the ridiculous ways actor john ritter would prat fall throughout his career (most notably “three’s company”).
dude, he rode his bike over the edge and rittered himself on a tree. it was awesome/terrible.

don’t jump like that man, you’re going to ritter yourself on that railing.

ha ha…did you see that? he totally rittered on that door!
rhyming slang derived from the word sh-tter to describe an -n-l opening.
i did your mum up the ritter last night…

that mop bucket smells like a ritter!
stupid -ssholes who sit around subway parking lot drinking beer and showing off their big trucks.
her: the ritters have their own way of looking cool.
him: oh yeah? what would that be?
her: sitting in subway parking lot, showing off their big trucks because they have small p-n-ses.
him: f-cking ritters.
polite way of saying “ugly”
man, you looked so ritter today.