Rittered


to get completely f-cked in honour of the late john ritter.
“whoa man, costa is rittered, he drank wayyy too much.
when the death of a celebrity overshadows the death of a different celebrity on the same day. when johnny cash p-ssed away the news paid more attention to the p-ssing of john ritter.
farrah fawcett was so rittered by the death of michael jackson…
the act of taking more than one man in your mouth at a time. at a really inapproiate time.
cory rittered two men in the bathroom at the same time during choir practice.
death from sudden heart failure a la john ritter
“we had no time to get armando to the hospital after he suddenly rittered”

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