ritz rat


a person who can be found at the ritz bar in jacksonville beach on every friday and sat-rday night. this person is usually on a first and last name basis with every bartender, doorman, dj, and fellow ritz rat. it is not an uncommon occurrence to spot a ritz rat popping in on a sunday afternoon to close out his/her tab that was left open all weekend, if he/she isn’t sunday fundaying at lemon bar. buy a ritz rat a gatorade and a shot of goldschlager and you’ll be invited to hang in his/her world.
sl-tty hot girl 1: “ugh! that girl just got a drink in 10 seconds, when i’ve been waiting for 10 minutes!”

sl-tty hot girl 2: “she must be a ritz rat.”

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