River Boat Captain


i fake s-xual position used to trick your friends into thinking they are not cool enough to know what you are talking about.
tom: did you nail lisa last night?
ben: i gave her the old river boat captain after she p-ssed out.
tom: huh, oh yeah, i’ve always wanted to try that.

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