a dirty woman who walks along rivers and meets fisher men and then offers to have you give her the shocker.
that river hobbit we met today sure did like to have the shocker inserted into her dirty spider.
one who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues (more than the average person is i mean). d-mn dave, get ur d-ck out of that wall you stupid ceramophiliac!!! dont u know its load bearing??? one who is arroused by the tactile sensation of buildings/statues on their genitals (more arroused than the average person […]
- epic failure
2007-2008 patriots go 18-1 and lose the super bowl…the only game that matters. choked on the last game to miss their chance at history. giants won 17-14 in super bowl xlii person one:man did you see the epic failure by the pats. person two: yeah they choked miserably and didn’t go undefeated 1.when someone completely […]
- 009 Sound System
almost the best thing ever. but because of being overused with audioswap it’s reputation is very low. many people dislike it except for me. one of the many songs is dreamscape, which is my favorite. many people say it s—s or that it’s g-y. and to those haters… go jump off a cliff… me: oh […]
- urban renaissance man
a man with all the necessary characteristics and qualities to be complete. consisting of: the smooth talking and ‘make you feel good’ skills of the player the s-xual pleasing abilities and protection of the parolee to satisfy financially and be profitable like the professional and to be sweet and caring and giving like the pushover […]
a bl–dy queef. i was having s-x on my period and i accidentally bleefed