River Monkey
a poker player who pays you off just the amount you want, just to see the river card – and of course – to hit his flush or straight, against the odds you gave him.
keep paying me off at over price, river monkey.. cant believe you a paid pot size bet with your 9 high flush, you f—ng r-t-rd!! (tilt)
an but f-cking wetback
i kiked that river monkeys -ss
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