River puppies
when you’ve had a day so bad, you feel like throwing a bucket full of puppies into the river.
adam: dude, i heard you’re girlfriend left you for your sister.
pete: yeah, and i got fired today. plus on the way home i rear-ended a cop and i’m getting a huge fine.
adam: d-mn, dude, that’s river puppies!
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