River


an irish boy’s name. he is a very hot, handsome, and s-xy boy. all girls love him, and he is very friendly to everybody. also some people may not like him, but those people he does not like back.
girl#1: man that rivers’s so hot.
girl#2: i totally agree.
a boy who is crazy and wild, yet can be sweet and calm at the same time. he is stubborn, but a total hottie. he has the best eyes and the perfect smile but he will never show it. he love the outdoors and just being free.
sh-lly: “that boy is so cute but very stubborn, he reminds me of a river
the most amazing boyfriend ever. he is sweet, good looking, and talented.
“i’m dating rivers”
“really?! you’re so lucky!”
an extremely s-xy american boy. all girls love him and all guys want to be him. he is always the most popular person in the crowd.
brad pitt is such a river!
apathetic towards others. rather be alone thinking than with a bunch of other people. people think that something’s wrong but there really isn’t. quiet and soft spoken.
jill: hey, what’s wrong with michael? is he having a bad day?

john: naw, he’s just being river. it’s a natural thing..
the last (5th) board card in texas hold ’em poker.
i went to the river with a maniac who raised pre-flop with t3o.
v.
the act of sweeping a girl off her feet only to drop her and move on to the next girl.
“dang you see that boy over there?”
“yeah”
“he just rivered me” -cries-

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