rivermen


a group of three or more h-m-s-xual men, often short in stature, that enjoy the taste of s-m-n so much, they -j-c-l-t- onto one another until literal rivers of s-m-n form on their bodies. once enough rivers are flowing, they consume the s-m-n with haste, often in a ritualistic manner.
look at those guys, i guarantee you they turn to rivermen at night when n-body’s around.

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