rizer


a person squats down and breaths in and out heavily until they are lightheaded. another person then squats down with them and blows the lightheaded one a shotgun from a weed(preferably crippy)blunt as they rise up to a standing position. they hold in the smoke and cross their arms as a larger person lifts them off the ground and shakes them side to side. if done correctly, you should p-ss out, wake up 5 seconds later, and feel as stoned as you’ll ever be!
“what happened?”
“ha, you just p-ssed out from that rizer”
“ah, i feel hhhiiiigggghhhh”

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