rizzed


sh-t’s broke, gotta fix it
well if it wasn’t a f-cking geo it wouldn’t get rizzed so easy.
(originated by sarahriz) is when one’s stomach makes a huge sound that everyone can hear. wheather that person is hungry, sick, or just weird. this stomach noise is so loud that people standing 10 feet away can hear it.
daniel: d-mn brad pitt, you just got rizzed!

brad: i know man, my stomach won’t shut up!
when someone is rick-rolled while opening a p-rnographic video
“dude, last night i clicked on a p-rn video but instead it played one of rick astley’s songs. i got rizzed!”

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