Road Booze
alcohol that you store in a convenient location at the side of a road or out of public sight. this is done usually when you are told that you cannot bring your own alcohol onto a premises, and so you have to stash your remaining alcohol somewhere.
the intention is that when you leave the bar / club, you have a nice pick-me-up to keep you going well into the early hours.
the location can be marked with a stone, or the container itself contained under a bunch of stones.
let’s be honest… no-one is going to abandon good alcohol!
guy 1: sh-t! we’re supposed to be at the bar, but i still have a f-ck-load of alcohol to drink.
guy 2: fear not my friend! grab some of them rocks over there and we’ll plant some road booze for later!
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