Road Goggles
1. the condition where a weary and lonely business traveler sleeps with a woman he meets at a hotel bar.
2. the phenomenon where you sleep with a co-worker on a trip because you’re out-of-town, jetlagged, and a little drunk from your business dinner.
“after five days on the road in three hotels, it was late and she seemed attractive enough. i woke up and realized, oh yeah, i was wearing my road goggles.”
“she’s not much to look at, but there wasn’t much happening at the hampton inn on a tuesday night, dude.”
“our flight was cancelled and we had dinner at the airport tgifridays. after a plate of wings and two beers, it made sense to hook up.”
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