Road Jerky
jerkin it while driving
hey bro, did you make it home okay last night?
yeah bro, i road jerky’d to stay awake.
1. the act of giving a handjob to the driver of a car. 2.the act of giving a handjob to the p-ssenger by the driver is known as senseless road jerky.
i have a b-n-r. give me some road jerky.
a highway that gets a lot of salt put on it in the winter.
the county plow trucks are out spreading salt and making road jerky.
road kill that was sat for a long period of time. the heat cures it like beef jerky
-“man, you just hit that coyote”
-“eh. it’ll be road jerky before long in this heat.”
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