Road Muffin
the female equivalent of road head.
man, i’m glad she wore a skirt so i could give her a little road m-ffin on that long drive.
1. when you are stuck in traffic and you take a sh-t in a cup and stash it under your seat.
2. a ho you bring on a long road trip.
“d-mn i left a road m-ffin in my car and now it smells like sh-t!”
“jenny’s my road m-ffin, she gave me head all the way to denver.”
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