road parrot
n. a person who rides on the shoulder of the road
(to road parrot)- when one rides on the shoulder of the road, so to avoid long lines and traffic.
dude, f-ck traffic, time to road parrot!
a person in the p-ssenger seat, who reads out loud every sign, advertis-m-nt or store name you are driving by.
driver: “…..”
p-ssenger: “whole fooooodsss….superman: the movie…..for rent!…………get more today…….drivethruuuu….”
backseat p-ssenger (next day): “dude, you didn’t tell me your wife is a road parrot – i would have taken the f-cking bus.”
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