road police


road police are these -ssclowns on the freeway that are in the left (p-ssing) lane and feel they do not have to move to the right (even though it’s state law) because they’re doing the posted speed limit and it slows everyone down. f-ckers.
“i’m in a hurry and the other lanes are full and we can’t get past becasue of these ‘road police’ up ahead blocking everyone from going!!!”

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