the aftermath of being cut off by someone while driving, and receiving a hand job. the rapid change in momentum of the car caused by slamming the breaks or jerking the steering wheel to avoid the -ssh-l- who cut you off, causes your partner to tightly squeeze your c-ck and gives your p-n-s an indian burn, giving you a road rage rug burn.
i bet chlamydia feels better than a road rage rug burn.
when one is very addicted to the videogame “rust” (pc) when you put over 500+ hours in rust you are a rustaholic.
- rusty bidet
when a girl squirts while on her period. dude, “that girl totally trashed my sheets last night, with a rusty bidet .”
- safety dope
doing dope while wearing a seatbelt. safety first! i told my buddy mike to put his seatbelt on before we hit that 8 ball. safety dope
- saucy dauce
man with an illegitimatly small p-n-s man that p-n-s is so saucy dauce
an attempted goatee that looks like ball hair. despite three months of effort, kyle’s beard is just scr-t-m-scrub!