Road Shit
drivers/vehicles/potholes/bottlenecks/accidents/intersections/cops – pretty much anything that make roads sh-tty.
“sorry i’m late, i got side-swiped by this major road sh-t coming here.”
“don’t p-ss the highway. lots of road sh-ts down there.”
“pick a lane, you road sh-t!”
“use your signals, road sh-t!”
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