road toad
a cyclist who takes up sp-ce on the road and doesn’t let any vehicles p-ss even when there’s perfectly available sp-ce to the side of the road.
sorry i’m late mate a f-cking road toad was in the way!
the driver who insists upon constant lane-changing during heavy traffic in a useless effort to gain position in traffic. often ends up wedged under a semi.
the road toad trying to get ahead of us is now plastered to the side of a swift truck.
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