roadie dave
roadie dave – is that one friend that has an alternate personality when her/she gets drunk. their aggression is usually s-xual in nature. they tend to yell and scream obscenities.
roadie dave: i’m gonna get you (while seductively running his or her fingers over their lips and/or nipples)
friend: roadie dave! ahh shiiet guys roadie dave has arrived. someone gettin’ humped!
roadie dave: oh yeah! ( doesn’t blink and stares at you in the eyes )
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