Roadkill burnout
what happens when 3 guys driving a car in the middle of the night find a roadkill and decide to position the car’s rear tire over said roadkill and burn out on top the carc-ss multiple times.
mike: “d-mn jeremy, you made possum ground beef outta that roadkill.”
jeremy: ” yeah, that’s what i call my roadkill burnout special.”
andrew: “yum, ground beef! lets go to taco bell”.
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