roadkill dress-up


(n) the practice of utilizing a car trunk stocked up on baby clothes at garage sales during summer to dress up dead animals killed by other motorists.

considered a form of community service in the state of michigan due to the increased urgency with which other motorists will then report the roadkill.

these things get cleaned up faster when they look human.
we intended to spend next weekend’s roadtrip playing roadkill dress-up, but knew that this weekend we’d first have to stock up on supplies at garage sales.

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