roadside eggs
leather-bar term, referring to a s-xual act in which a man bounces his t-st-cl-s on and around the -n-s of another man, at least a dozen times, as a form of foreplay and display of dominance.
horst delivered ken some roadside eggs before pulling the sausage truck up to the back gate.
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