Roadside Porn
when walking in country lanes and coming across a gap in the hedge, it’s common place to discover roadside p-rn.
this can either be when p-rn is left abandoned in a bush, most of the time a pile of magazines that have had to be removed because of fear of being discovered when visitors ‘pop round the house’. in some severe cases the roadside p-rn will be attached to bushes and trees in the clearing.
‘ clare, clare look what i found! ‘
‘what?’
‘it’s roadside p-rn!’
‘eww!’
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