Roadtard
n. -one who does not have the mental capacity to properly and safely navigate a public road.
some one who drives like a r-t-rd.
someone suffering from roadtardation
during summer, cape cod is beset upon by roadtards. driving becomes an exercise in futility and stress.
a severe mental disorder where a driver on the road is oblivious to basic motor vehicle operations and rules of the road. this condition affects teenagers to seniors.
symptoms: random braking, new driver sign, new driver sign written so badly that it must have been made by kids in play school, cutting you off, staring straight, unable to execute a turn while staying in his/her lane, driving onto incoming traffic…
side effects: causes other drivers on the road m-ssive road rage as well as giving them the middle finger.
bob: oh my god that driver just stopped on the freeway with his signal light on trying to get on the off ramp.
john: typical move by a road-tard!!!!
roadtard is a play on the word “roadguard”, which is used to refer to a member of a military flight who stands in the way and blocks oncoming traffic so the flight can have safe p-ssage across a roadway.
a roadtard is a roadguard who performs their duties in a ridiculous and/or mockworthy manner.
“did you see the getup that roadtard was wearing today?” “yeah, that’s freddy. freddy the roadtard.”
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