Roald
a name given to, primarily white males. it was the name of one of the greatest writers of all time: roald dahl. a roald is a person of high intellectual capacity and the ability to achieve any goals they set for themselves. sometimes they need some pressure to help them make up their mind, but when they finally do “it’s go time”. very good friends and loyal partners.
that guy is such a hard worker… he has to be a roald.
to lie to such an extent that it not only becomes humorous, but also brings the “roalders” intelligence into disrepute. his lies are only surp-ssed by the inversion of his p-n-s… its literally concave. roalders are also self proclaimed s-x gods who are irresistable to all celebrities, packing that 32′ porksword.
nathan: “dude didnt pierre invent gps?”
dave: “na bro he is totally “roalding” you…”
rick: “hey bro, did you know pierre killed 3 guys with a wheel spanner”
anthony: “dude he is a total douche-lord he is pulling a thick ‘roald'”
rene: “hey girl, i met this fugly guy today… but he is so sucessful he owns an it company in england, invented gps and sold his retinal scanner for millions”
amber: “girl i met friends of that guy, he is just a roald”
ginger headed males of a unique variety who will spend $40 on fish n chips at any given opportunity. appreciates guns, chinese people, monkeys, beer, gay chinese monkeys, p-rn, fish n chips and kylie minogue. roald’s tend to get sh-t-faced drunk with their grandmothers, strip off their clothes and bury strange objects in the garden. roald’s do make very entertaining characters, although it is advisable to approach them with extreme caution when intoxicated or in possession of a gun. the secret to making friends with a roald, or capturing a roald’s heart lies in a suprise cheeseburger. the distinctive coloring of young roald’s does tend to capture the interests of h-rny female middle-aged school principles….
person: “hey man.. can i ask a favor?
roald: “nah
person: “pleeease?
roald: “nah
person: “…what if i got you a burger…?
roald: “f-ck yes!!@$%@!!!
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