roast beef curtains

the freakishly large inner l-b– of a woman’s v-g-n- after it has seen extensive abuse. it sometimes resembles two slices of medium-rare roast beef.
farrah’s dungeon master pierced her roast beef curtains with a rusty fish hook.
an extremly loose beat up v-g-n-,one probably beglonging to a c-ck mising wh-r-. this common dysfunction occurs when the v-g-n- is entered by several partners over a period of time.the lips of the abused overused v-g-n- droop causing a curtain like effect,and the brownish pink coler is reminisant of roast beef.
man i pulled her draws down and her roast beef curtains droped to her knees.
a girl who has large floppy v-g-n- lips.
no one can find katie’s cl-t because her roastbeef curtains are in the way
extra long and dark l-b–s resembling curtains made of roast beef.
her roast beef curtains covered her sweet m-ssive yeast cabinet.
a visual description of the l-b– minora resembling a thinly sliced piece of rare roast beef hanging like a drape. this resemblance is more pr-nounce on women whose l-b– minora overhangs her l-b– majora leaving the edges darker in tone to the pink or ruby color of the inner v-g-n-. most commonly used when referring to c-nn-l-ng-s or “going down” on your girl, a particularly pleasurable form of foreplay.
“hey baby, you mind if i taste me some of your roast beef curtain?”

“i’m takin’ her home for some roast beef curtain. know wha’i’m sayin’?”

“maybe i could have a bit of your roast beef curtain while i wait for mr. v–gr-?”
in female humans, the outer l-b–. see also: meat drape
i was gonna f-ck bobbi sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, i decided against it.
the luscious protruding inner lips of a woman’s v-g-n- which is men’s favorite part to suck on during oral s-x.
these inner lips are particularly sensitive and touching them makes the woman -rg-sm.
the inner lips of some genetically blessed women grow larger during p-b-rty.
the inner l-b– of the majority of women more or less protrude beyond the outer l-b– but since the protruding lips are considered too s-xy (too graphic) for soft p-rn, the guidelines mandate digital removal of these parts before getting them published. so virgin guys who are used to jerking off to p-rn p-ss-es are not aware of this trait of real-life p-ss-es.
1.my girl’s roast beef curtains can kiss my d-ck at the same time she’s kissing my lips. it makes me and her madly h-rny!!!

2.i love rolling my wife’s roast beef curtains around in my mouth. sucking on those juicy p-ssy-lips sends me and her to heaven!

3.mike doesn’t know how s-x works. i laughed so hard at that virgin dude when he said he thought girls can get their roast beef curtains stretched out during s-x hahaaaaaa

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