Roast Beef

a nasty, brown, huge-lipped p-ssy that looks like the lunch meat.
mr. dambaugh keeps a loaf of bread and jar of mayo next to his bed so he can eat sally’s roast beef tw-t every night.
a semi-slang term used to describe one extreme of of possible possible of a woman’s l-b– minora. it is characterized by a wavy shape of the l-b– with many wrinkles and fine crevices.

the opposite extreme is referred to as “rose petal.”

it is important to note that while current fashion tends to favor l-b– near the rose petal end of the spectrum, there is nothing “gross” or “weird” about roast beef. every v-lv- is a unique and special part of every women.

other terms that describe the form of a women’s l-b– include “innie” and “outie,” both referring to whether or not the l-b– minora protrude from the l-b– majora.
be it roast beef or rose petal, it’s the texture inside that counts.
a term to describe a woman’s external v-g-n-, the similarity being in the coloring.
“i got to eat roast beef last night”
hawt tasty vagoo that i’d love to suckle and play with all night long.

contrary to popular belief, roast beef is a prized treasure a girl is born with, much like big t-ts, rather than a grotesuqe result of overusage.

when she pulled off her panties and the roast beef popped out in front of my face, i j-zzed myself immediately.
a girl with an excessive amount of l-b– minora (p-ssy lips). generally, you would get a face full of roast beef when you would be lickin the cl-t.
hey dude, did you see the roast beef on that striper.
when a girls p-ssy lips are discolored from the rest of the pubic area. always a purple or brown color.
carley vogel had the worst roast beef i have ever seen.

carley had more roast beef than a deli.