roast monkey nuts
roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.
our backyard camping trip was going great until “cheetah” fell asleep next to the fire.
we had to take him to ems with roast monkey nuts.
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