roast turkey
when your friend is getting roasted so hard that they start to resemble a turkey in distress.
johnny: ey mang, you seen the look on bob’s face when he was getting yelled at by his dad for stealing the car and banging 5 hookers inside, over the weekend?
tom: ya mang, he got straight roast turkeyed!!!
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