Roasted Colon


the anatomies of when you launch a firework rocket out of your -sshole but then back fires and blows your -ss up like the results after geting a hand grenade vigorously rammed up your -rs-

ps. you tuck the firework in the wrong way…
john: holy f-cking n-gg-tron!! (see n-gg-tron) i just got a roasted colon after having a rocket up my -rs- following by five lit katherine wheels 🙂 🙂 🙂

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