Roasting Chestnut
a holiday s-x move, when dirty hot s-x has been going on for a long period of time, raising the body temperature of the man in turn raising his s-m-n temperature. he nuts on the womans chest, thus a roasting chestnut.
tim: hey dale what are you doing christmas day?
dale: visiting my in-laws at 5 which will lead to a roasting chestnut with my wife in her parents bed.
tim: :/
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