Rob Ford Special
a triple big mac where the meat is cooked with crack cocaine so you can get high and fat at the same time.
“can i have the rob ford special?”
“sure, can you please step to the side while you wait for your order. next?”
“would you like onions with your rob ford special?”
“no thank you. but i would like a gl-ss of gin and tonic. i’m thinking of walking down the streets of toronto tonight.”
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