Rob Johnke


is a sensitive, caring person, who may have a small p-n-s, but the girl that likes him doesnt care how big his p-n-s is… he doesnt understand that age doesnt matter, and the girl of his dreams, his soul mate, is younger then him. people tell him all the time that age shouldnt matter and if the girl who likes him keeps getting treated the way he has been treating her, then he will loose the most amazing, thoughtful, caring girl that he could ever date in this world!!
friend 1: is that rob johnke?
friend 2: oh the real handsome one right there?
friend 1: yes, who is he?
friend 2: the man of my dreams!!!!

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