robbie evans

if your boyfriend is a robbie evans, your in trouble he’s h-tler version 2, hes a tall lad but girls get disappointed when his n-b is the size of a caterpillar, sadly it won’t go into a cac–n and get bigger.
oh no, my boyfriend is a robbie evans

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