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  1) a terrible occurrence or situation that is akin to a catastrophic travesty, resulting in or degenerating into a state of shambles. 2) the act of defecating on another’s chest cavity – which coincidently, is a shavity in and of itself, especially for the shavitee, and to a lesser extent, the shaviteer. sorry i’m late […]

• morning crotch

  refers to the putrid smell that eminates from the groinal region after a night of festering in one’s own sweat and other bodily fluids. the lower equivalent of morning breath. person 1: “so dude, sally stayed over last night and in the morning i decided to do a little donut diving.” person 2: “wtf man, […]

• Morning dash

  when you wake up late for work or cl-ss and run to the shower, hop in and eat a soggy poptart, followed by brushing and flossing your teeth while at the same time expelling urine and if needed, p–ping. the whole process should be under 3 minutes in length. other morning things, such as clipping […]

• Stazy

  being stupid and crazy at the same time. usually when you smoke weed and/or drink alcohol. i was so stazy after i took that hit.

• St. Cool

  any person or action deemed worthy of bearing the surname st. cool in recognition of high levels of awesomeness. gary: i can’t believe joe was able to kill that entire keg while reciting simpsons episodes from memory. thomas: stuff like that isn’t just cool, it makes him st. cool.

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