robbinsville

a very small town in new jersey that no one has ever heard of. there’s no minority and there is uber amounts of farm land. the kids that live there have no idea what the outside world is like.
person a: i live in robbinsville.
person b: where the f-ck is that?
person a: east b-mblef-ck
a place in nj that n-body has heard of. black people act white and white people act black, the sports suck, no one has fun, your a bad-ss if you ding song ditch someone and a super bad–ss if you have a sip of alcohol. you’d think it wouldn’t be like this considering its so close to trenton.
robbinsville is dumb
h-ll. you can get suspended by calling someone stupid outside of school. in fact i could probably get suspended for this. the place is so unknown the geese here are probably more famous and there 2 x as many geese as there are humans. the fights are more like kidding around bu very exaggerated. people call people from hamilton hamiltrash but i think “villagers” should be known as “robbinsh-t”. and thats all i have to say about that
robbinsville is very dumb.
a small, sh-tty town of p-ss-es in central new jersey that n-body has heard of, nor cares about. it has a grand total of one elementary school, one middle school, and one high school. the high school has a grand total of 800 kids that can never mind their own business and crave drama to fuel their lives. they do nothing but complain about how “sh-tty” their lives are, while in reality they haven’t had to face the real world yet and have nothing to complain about. people make empty threats and use facebook to bully others and har-ss them because they’re too p-ssy to do it in person and have to hide behind a screen to make them feel comfortable with themselves. the most fun you can have in this town is going to the hamilton marketplace or marrazzos, but even then its not fun and you have to go out of town to do fun things. there’s no good parties thrown, you could probably have more fun at church than at a robbinsville party.a typical girl from robbinsville is one with a spray tan, fake nails, hair extensions. half the girls think they’re bad-ss and mix themselves with hamiltrash, and half of them are goody goody that have never taken a sip of alcohol in their lives. people are nice to your face but then when they’re with their friends they treat you like sh-t, and everybody thinks that they’re all that. welcome to robbinsville.
oh, she’s probably from robbinsville.
the most inbred area of planet earth next to nantahala, nc. cousins, brothers, sisters, mothers, and fathers are all fair game if you live in this town or attend the school designated for the residents of this area.
1:”man, we have to play robbinsville today.”
2:”that sucks bad.”
1:”they are all fugly as h-ll.”
2:”no sh-t.”