Robert Pulson
robert “bob” pulson was a body builder. he started taking steroids, and got testicular cancer. he then grew b-tch t-ts. bob started going to support groups, but then left them to be a part of a secret fight club. after that, he became a part of project mayhem. he was shot in the head in the process of destroying a piece of corporate art and trashing a franchise coffee bar. he is now buried in the garden at 1537 paper street in wilmington, delaware.
his name was robert pulson.
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