Robert

both one of the hardest and easiest boys to decipher… rob’s a people’s person. he doesn’t have to try to gain attention. everyone tries to get his. entire groups of friends practically start with him. he makes no effort to be cool, let alone social. he’s a jock, obsessed with basketball and football. he’s even tried soccer. he’s insanely tall, really strong, but ironically isn’t that muscular… yet. he’s introverted and a bit dense without realizing it. he never starts conversations, definitely never tries to keep them going. he seems so unattached to everything, especially when he puts his headphones in. he doesn’t answer texts (unless he’s interested in you). he’s also an adorable doof that likes to poke his crushes and his close friends. he manages to make all small talk awkward. as long as he’s a virgin, he’ll never make the first move. he loves staring contests, and his nose twitches to the side when he focuses too hard. he’ll insist that his hazel eyes have spots of blue on the bottom. he’s extremely compet-tive, a little insecure, and has a little too much integrity. no curiosity whatsoever. he won’t even give you any reason to care for him but you can’t help it. he can be as cute as a puppy, stubborn as a jack-ss, holier than a saint, more of a tease than magic mike, can be more of a jerk than charlie sheen, as addicting as drugs, more lovable than a favorite stuffed animal, and more closed off than a snow leopard.
who’s robert?
the guy i used to be in love with, the guy who strung me along, the guy who had me missing him and hating him at the same time, the guy i can do without but never forget, the guy i will keep in my favorite memories. that’s robert.
the most incredible guy in the universe, end of story. he’s sweet, caring, and truly amazing. he isn’t concerned with himself at all, but instead he’s concerned with other people. he always knows the perfect thing to say and the right time to say it. he takes your breath away and leaves you speechless. and he has a way of making your heart melt like no one else ever will. robert is so wonderful, it’s almost impossible to find the words to match.
that guy is so amazing… he must be a robert.
a some-what shy, sweet boy with a great personality. he spends most of his time thinking about stuff even though you may not notice. he doesnt think he’s smart. picks the wrong crowd and sometimes makes the wrong choices. often looks down on himself, which causes himself to slack off. usually under a bunch of pressure by his peers/family. always contemplating something. sometimes does/says things without thinking it through beforehand. he doesn’t think hes attractive.

but in reality: hes one of the gorgeous things you’ll ever meet. hes really sweet and loving. doesn’t hurt anybody intentionally. does his best to please his family. robert will not be afraid to tell you what hes thinking or feeling once you get to know him. he will put somebody he loves before his own happiness. he is super funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he likes music and and occasionally, math. and hes great at keeping secrets. if you ever meet a robert dont ever let him go. it’ll be the best choice you ever made in your life.
girl 1: i’m so unbelievably in love with this guy, hes makes me feel like i’m the only girl in the world!

girl 2: ahh, you must have caught a robert. you’re so lucky!
the most amazing man to walk the earth. robert is smart, funny, devilishly handsome, s-xy, fiercely strong yet extremely gentle, caring, genuine, determined, loving, kind, giving, and sensitive. he has a fantastic smile, he’s stylish, the best cook, and an awesome dancer. loves music and history, and especially history about music. loves pets and children. a momma’s boy in the sweetest of ways. he’ll do anything for a loved one and give the shirt off his back. the sound of his voice is soothing and the sight of him can take your breath away. to be held in his arms is to know what security and safety truly feel like. he will never stand for disrespect toward his loved ones and will always protect those in his presence. he brings out the best in people. he’s a life changer. he has a magnetism about him that draws people in. everyone wants to be his friend, but few are worthy of receiving all he has to offer and truly getting to know him. the life of the party. forever joking and singing. always makes you smile. a rider, a golfer and a great shot. life would never be complete without him in it. someone you love so much it hurts.
what’s not to love about robert?
robert is a beastly person. hes unbelievably s-xy! he’s also amazing in bed! robert has a big w-ng and everybody wants it!!
your dating robert?!
yes!

lucky! have fun in bed with him!
robert is the #3 most common male name.
3.143% of men in the us are named robert.
around 3850175 us men are named robert!

robert is the #996 most common female name.
0.008% of females in the us are named robert.
around 10200 us females are named robert!

robert is the #2533 most common last name.
0.005% of last names in the us are robert.
around 12500 us last names are robert!
i once was friends with a robert but we called him robby back then.
1. a big fat liar. one who is unable to tell the truth in even the simplest of instances. this is the definition of a douchebag.

2. a clam diving champion, cone picker upper champion, semi pro bowler, who won the jump rope compet-tion of 5th grade at his school. he also has very famous peers. this list includes his uncle, who owns the world’s largest car collection with over 7 million, his grandpa, who, despite being korean, was in line to lead the j-panese attack on pearl harbor before coming down with illness, his good old buddy drew brees’s son, who attended school with robert in mississippi, and finally his next door neighbors brett favre and snoop dog. we also can’t forget his impeccable ability to get nudes from all the gurrs, including keeley, who was crazy enough to question the validity of something that robert said. let’s also remember that robert can hold his breath for over 10 minutes, and on a good day has an 11 inch d-ck. robert also somehow manages a 3.6 gpa despite failing almost quiz and test, according to sources. basically the coolest motherf-cker of all time.
1. wow, why don’t you just tell the truth and stop being such a robert.

2. “that robert huthoefer kid is one stupid -ss f-ckhead” – anyone who’s ever met him.
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