roblaw
a south african slang term for someone who enjoys rough -n-l s-x.
i met a tall man in plett – he was such a roblaw i couldn’t walk straight the next day!
an alien who comes to earth, rapes and pilages a small boy and gets inside his skin, the only visible traits of the alien are its alien fingers with round zorbs on the end and their famous pingpong ball toes. the roblaw persay will weesle its way into a click and begged to get ridiculed. the roblaw loves performing s-xual pleasures such as blow j’s and specializes in rim jobs. after 17 years of living on earth the roblaw is beaten to death with a big black d-ld- and recycled into the earth to form new roblaws.
colin:dude why do i have the sudden hankering to beat that kid in our social group with a big black d-ld-?
jeff: silly colin, thats a roblaw and he’s 17. it’s the nature of the beast to beat it with a big black d-ld- in order for its plasma skin to regenerate new roblaws.
colin: and dude.
jeff: yea?
colin: why are you wearing lipstick?
(jeff quietly exits the room with out an explanation and conviently switches schools)
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