Robotic Ragdoll
before you have s-x with the female, add a small microchip on your helmet ( p-n-s end ). deposit the chip inside the woman ( any hole ). using a remote control you will be able to make the microchip vibrate and wiggle sending her into a coma of s-xual -rg-sms. if she doesn’t scream like she wants it whip her aggressively for 2 hours. try this again and if she still doesn’t scream chop her legs and arms off. try it finally and if she doesn’t screams cut her head off..
she didn’t scream so i sliced and diced her into small pieces.
she liked the robotic ragdoll alright, so she recommended it to friends
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