Rob’s Mom


the ultimate comeback for anything anywhere. even for “your mom!”, also used to define something large, fat or humoungous.

no offense to robs and their moms.
person 1 : your face…
person 2: rob’s mom!!

person 1: gosh that thing is huge.
person 2: …not as huge as rob’s mom!!

person 1: your mom!!
person 2: no, rob’s mom!!

person 1: i want a burger
person 2: you know who else wants a burger?
person 1: oh man! rob’s mom?!
person 2: oh you so went there.

person 1: i’m as upset as rob’s mom at an all you can eat buffet when the food runs out…
person 2: oh snap!

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