rock mummy


rock mum-my
n. rock mummies
1. musical performers who have aged past the apparent reasonable range for their chosen musical style.

origin: “rock” is the style of music in which this behavior is most widely noticed. “mummy” describes a mummified corpse, generally of extreme age (having been popularized by ancient egyptians).
“seriously, tom petty is such a rock mummy now – i’m taking bets on whether he or one of the stones breaks a hip first.”

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