Rock, Paper, Vagina



a game lesbians often play when bored or unamused. similar the children’s game “rock, paper, scissors”, but instead refers to “rock” as fisting, “paper” as fingering, and “v-g-n-” as scissoring.
lesbian 1: “i’m bored. ellen degeneres isn’t on, and i’ve already read the feminine mystique three times.”
lesbian 2: “might i interest you in a game of rock, paper, v-g-n-?”
lesiban1: “sure! let me just go make a sandwich first…”

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