rock spider


a term used to refer to a paedophile. in common usage within correctional facilities. derived from the -n-logy that a paedophile, like a rock spider, is always getting into little cracks. cr-ss and vulgar, i know, but there it is.
“that f-cking rock spider had it coming!” (when used as a defence to a charge of murder, where the deceased was a paedophile.)
pedophile, child molester
a person who likes/has s-x with a person of very young age. ie 8. and also has copious amounts of knuckle hair.
“chris the filthy rockspider. she is so young she cant understand what she is doing to her is wrong.”
usually a man of 40+ that likes to interfere with young children mostly young boys.
look at that “rock spider” perving on the kids at the swimming pool.
a term for a prisoner sent to jail for pedophelia or pedophelia within a jail.

most often used to insult teachers or those of older generations who are do not know what this is.
geesh, mr brown is such a rock spider!
a term used to refer to boere afrikaaners by english speaking south african whiteys. used loosely to describe an afrikaaner guy who drives around in a tractor wearing a safari suit, ranger boots,knee socks and who has never heard of an invention called a roll on deodorant. usually a peadophile who sits watching rugby while his wife is heavily-pregnant and barefoot in the kitchen fixing him and their five kids a hot plate.
hey chana, eugene terleblanche is a lekker rock spider, jong!
ancient term for idiot south african dutchman who cant drive,fight,drink and score hot chicks.if brains were dynamite,they wouldn’t have enough to blow the hats off their heads.
jasper is so dumb,he reminds me of a rock spider

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