rock star shower


washing your d-ck in the bathroom sink after s-x.
a rock star shower is a quick and efficient way to get to sleep quickly and not have a stinky d-ck.
the act of drinking a beer while taking a shower in the morning. because real rock stars don’t give a f-ck, they get drunk all day.
“dude, why does ric have a sh-t ton of beer cans in his shower..”
“he takes rock star showers everyday man.”
the act of having s-x with a girl and not showering and then washing one girl’s flavour off by having s-x with another as done by rockstars.
guess what i did last night boys had a rockstar shower hope at least one of them was clean haha
the first shower after a long camping trip or dirty period, usually lasting more then 15 minutes a rockstar shower can also describe the greatest shower you have ever taken. you can’t be a rockstar forever, but you can have your 15 minutes of fame.
paul just got home from burning man, and is now taking a rockstar shower.

dude, that was definitely a rockstar shower.

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